seborgasm:

sclez:

seborgasm:

austria ; failure. has a vagina probably

germany ; epitome of perfection xoxo fave

liechtenstein ; the cutest thing to walk this earth jESUS

prussia ; no.

switzerland ; spends too much time with goats wtf

Sweden; OBVIOUSLY the least homo. 

Denmark; I didn’t die so that my bitchass kids could have hair like that.

Norway; wat

Iceland; I don’t remember this one.

England; oh God what is that thing

sclez

askcosplayiceland:

prussiasnipples:

askcosplayiceland:

prussiasnipples:

Does anybody want to be a sweetheart and get me out of New Zealand before I go insane from stress?
That would be truly appreciated.

I’m being completely serious somebody get me the fuck out of here and away from my family.

When I move out, I’ll most likely have an extra room in where I move to. I’ll come get you, or pay for your ticket here. Mkay? 

I like the sound of this very much
yes
I’m moving in with you

Okay. I hope you can help me cook and do laundry. -Snort.- 

Ithoughtthatsaidcock I’ll be your freaking slave if you got me over there

askcosplayiceland:

prussiasnipples:

Does anybody want to be a sweetheart and get me out of New Zealand before I go insane from stress?
That would be truly appreciated.

I’m being completely serious somebody get me the fuck out of here and away from my family.

When I move out, I’ll most likely have an extra room in where I move to. I’ll come get you, or pay for your ticket here. Mkay? 

I like the sound of this very much
yes
I’m moving in with you

I can. I will. Tell me how. I will get a canoe. And row my way there and rescue you~

Oh my god baby
please
yes
a canoe
whythefuckareyousoprefect

Babu! If I had the money I would love to get you out of there :c sadly I live in Hillbilly hell so I would feel equally as bad for subjecting you to this stupidity.

I’m sure it’d be better than here stevebby